Montreal Burlesque Damiana Dolce

Guess what!

The Candyass Club Cabaret’s Prom Night show on Friday was INSANE!!! It was so much crazy good fun, I can’t even begin to thank (enough) the people who came out for it.

It was brilliant.

The audience was fabulously interactive and inspiring.

The cast was wonderfully talented and and honour to work with.

The crew kept the show running as smoothly as a well oiled machine.

When a show go this beautifully, I wake up feeling bruised, battered and deliriously high, like I’m going to roll over and find it laying there beside me, sleepy-faced and hungover, with that look in its eye, and the devilish smile that creeps from the corner of its mouth as murmurs mischievously…

Wanna do it again?

And I do. I want to do it again and again and again. With all of you.

So thank you again a million times over. xx

Candyass Class of 2013
- Photo by the fabulously talented Georges Dutil – www.georgesdutil.com

Come re-live your childhood trauma memories in a safe, supportive and semi-nude environment the company of some of your favourite Montréal Burlesque performers!

Drag your prom dress out of the closet!

Dust off that sexy baby blue tux you haven’t worn since before your hair migrated from your head to your lower back!

Throw on your tiaras and your ties! It’s Prom night!

Never graduated? Didn’t have friends? Got impregnated by the prom King who left you for the head of the cheer-leading squad?

Come drink away your emotional baggage while we strip, sing, and dance our little hearts out for you.

Have your photo taken with your favourite performer, (or the drunk guy laying in the chair beside you) in our photobooth!

Vendredi le 17 mai / Friday May 17
portes 9pm showtime 10pm spectacle
…
$10 at the door /a la porte

http://www.candyassclub.com/

cabaret cleopatre 1230 boul.st. laurent 2ieme etage

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
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Notre theme pour la soirée c’est le bal des finissants

Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.

Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main. Un brin de drag et une pincée de burlesque.

Bougez vos fesses et montrez nous vos nichons.

Courez la chance de gagner des prix merdiques dans nos concours!

Du burlesque, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus!
Du talent! Des tétons!!

Saoûlez vous avec le Cocktail Cléopâtre!!

Notre DJ vous fera bouger le cul après notre spectacle à la manière unique des DJ de bars de danseuses!
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Friday May 17

Our theme for the evening is Prom night
Relive that awkward passage of adolescence

Our artists will present their favourite moments of this rite of passage.

Blue polyester suits, corsages,boutonnieres and cheap prom dresses encouraged

we have some fun stuff planned stay tuned

Featuring :
Nat King Pole
Corey & Millie the Puppet
The Sublime Diane Labelle – belly dancer
Lady Hoops
Damiana Dolce
Billy Lamour
Jolie Seraphina
Coeur de Lyon
Tania the Mexican Mime

more artists to be announced soon

Sherwin Tija as our MC

Regurgitating entertainment in the historic part of the Main
Vaudeville, burlesque ,circus arts ,lounge singers,drags and more!
Dancing girls, titties and toupees!

Win crappy prizes in our contests !
After the show -meet the artists and
dance to the turntable talents of our stripclub DJ Glitterlips

http://www.candyassclub.com/

A million sloppy kisses to everyone who made it out to last night’s SOLD OUT Blue Light Burlesque show at Cafe Campus! Honestly, that was one of the best shows ever! I am so honoured and proud to share the stage with such brilliantly talented performers, and the audience was so delicious, I could have eaten each and every one of you all up in one bite. xxDDxx

Friday April 19th Candyass Club Cabaret joins forces with Red Herring to present Babes In Candyland!

I have the pleasure of MCing the show and let me tell you, I’ve seen the set list and the Line up is delicious!

But wait there’s more! The Lady’s Lounge is giving some lucky devil the chance to win a pair of tickets to the show! Click HERE to find out how.

And in case that wasn’t enough!

We have fabulous prizes to give away at the show including a $50 gift certificate from PinUp Parties, a LIMITED EDITION COFFEE MUG of Velma ‘s sweet CANDYASS courtesy of Argaive , and a handful of sexy smutty little surprises from the delightful Cameryn Moore and Red Herring.

Vendredi le 19 Avril / Friday April 19
portes 9pm showtime 10pm spectacle
… $15 a la porte/ door and online
candylandmontreal.eventbrite.com

www.candyassclub.com
cabaret cleopatre 1230 boul.st. laurent 2ieme etage

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
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Le 19 Avril des Friandises des bonbons

Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.

Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main. Un brin de drag et une pincée de burlesque.

Bougez vos fesses et montrez nous vos nichons.

Courez la chance de gagner des prix merdiques dans nos concours!

Du burlesque, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus!
Du talent! Des tétons!!

Saoûlez vous avec le Cocktail Cléopâtre!!

Notre DJ vous fera bouger le cul après notre spectacle à la manière unique des DJ de bars de danseuses!
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Friday April 19 Candy ,tasty bonbons
we have some special guests planned
more exciting news soon!

Featuring :
Nat King Pole
Corey & Millie the Puppet
The Sublime Diane Labelle – belly dancer
Tommy Toxic
Ryan G Hinds

and from Toronto as part of Babes in Candyland:
Red Herring
Lucky Minx
and Knox Harter!

with Damiana Dolce as our MC

More exciting entertainers to titillate the senses to be announced!

Mlle A et Coeur de Lyon will burn the dance floor with their routines

LADY HOOPS IS BACK !

Regurgitating entertainment in the historic part of the Main
Vaudeville, burlesque ,circus arts ,lounge singers,drags and more!
Dancing girls, titties and toupees!

Win crappy prizes in our contests !
After the show -meet the artists and
dance to the turntable talents of our stripclub DJ Glitterlips

www.candyassclub.com
www.AProfessionalDistraction.com

UPDATE:

Thanks to all of you who entered to win a pair of tickets to the Candyass Club Cabaret tomorrow night.

The draw was entirely random but I’m not going to lie, I considered tweaking the results to make sure that a certain one of you won (you know who you are) but I’m afraid of karma and couldn’t go through with it.

So! Without further adue, The winner of our super awesome special draw is…….

*insert painfully long bordering on boring to the point where you almost forget what it is you are waiting to find out but not quite boring enough to lose all sense of suspence here*

Jesse, in order to claim your tickets you need only show up at Cafe Cleopatre in time for the show tomorrow night and announce that you are the super amazing extra lucky and oh so sexy winner of the Lady’s Lounge contest and that your name is Jesse. How fabulous is that?

As for the rest of you, as a consolation for not having won and as a reward for having entered in the first place, if you still come to the show, I will totally make out with all of you. At the same time. Even more than I’m gonna make out with everyone else in the audience.

See you tomorrow!

Candyass Club Cabaret -Friday, April 19, 2013 - Café Cléopatre

Prochain spectacle le samedi 13 avril 2013 “Calendar Girl”

Hommage vivant d’une époque révolue, le Blue Light Burlesque exhibe ses dessous sur scène depuis octobre 2004, ayant émoustillé, au cours des huit dernières années, le public montréalais à coups de performances aussi stylisées qu’incroyablement sensuelles.

Excitant, amusant et entièrement dévoué à l’art du strip-tease, le Blue Light Burlesque a assis sa notoriété sur la ville grâce à ses soirées frivolement scénarisées. Pilotée par Mlle Oui Oui E…ncore, la troupe a jusqu’ici présenté plus d’une double douzaine de spectacles longue durée, le tout en se produisant à guichet fermé dans des salles comme Le Club Soda, La Maison Hantée, le La Tulipe, le Lion d’Or et le Théâtre Corona et maintenant en résidance au Café Campus depuis 5 ans!

À Montréal, aucune troupe burlesque n’a été aussi active et n’a roulé sa bosse aussi longtemps que le Blue Light Burlesque. Dès ses débuts, le collectif personnifié par Mlle Oui Oui Encore s’est affirmé en tant que leader du revival burlesque ayant soufflé sur la métropole.

• Porte : 18h ; Spectacle : 19h
• Billets disponibles au coût de 20 $ (+ 2,50$ frais de service au Campus) en prévente au Café Campus ou à travers le réseau Admission (20$ + 5,50 frais de service)
• Billets : 27,50$ à la porte
• 18 ans et plus
• Café Campus (57, rue Prince Arthur Est, 514.844.1010)

** Nouveau, nous aurons maintenant un prix étudiant, disponible à la porte uniquement avec présentation d’une carte étudiant valide : 15$ **

www.bluelightburlesque.com

Vendredi le 15 Fevrier / Friday Feb 15

Feb 15
doors open 9pm showtime 10pm spectacle
$10 at the door/a la porte

http://www.candyassclub.com/

cabaret cleopatre 1230 boul.st. laurent 2ieme etage

Laissez les bon temps roulez
its Mardi Gras -time to earn those beads

A sparkiling array of performers for this month

JimmyBob Phool is the MC

Performers ready to strut the stage

Nat King Pole
Damiana Dolce
Diane LaBelle
Corey and Millie
Mlle A
Billy L’amour
Constance Provokes

Hula Hooper Maryeve Gaudreau !
and so much more

Samba dancing will be misinterpreted !

LIMBO Contest !

dancing girls ,titties and toupees!
Regurgitating entertainment in the historic part of the Main
vaudeville, burlesque ,circus arts ,lounge singers,drags and more!

Vendredi le 15 Fevrier / Friday Feb 15

Feb 15
doors open 9pm showtime 10pm spectacle
$10 at the door/a la porte

http://www.candyassclub.com/

cabaret cleopatre 1230 boul.st. laurent 2ieme etage

Laissez les bon temps roulez
its Mardi Gras -time to earn those beads

A sparkiling array of performers for this month

JimmyBob Phool is the MC

Performers ready to strut the stage

Nat King Pole
Damiana Dolce
Diane LaBelle
Corey and Millie
Mlle A
Billy L’amour
Constance Provokes

Hula Hooper Maryeve Gaudreau !
and so much more

Samba dancing will be misinterpreted !

LIMBO Contest !

dancing girls ,titties and toupees!
Regurgitating entertainment in the historic part of the Main
vaudeville, burlesque ,circus arts ,lounge singers,drags and more!

Blue Light Burlesque

le samedi 9 & 16 février 2013 “Gourmandises et friandises”
Deux soirs seulement! ne ratez pas votre chance!

• Porte : 18h ; Spectacle : 19h
• Billets disponibles au coût de 25 $ (+ frais de service) en prévente au Café Campus ou à travers le réseau Admission
… • Billets : 32,50$ à la porte
• 18 ans et plus
• Café Campus (57, rue Prince Arthur Est, 514.844.1010)

** Nouveau, nous aurons maintenant un prix étudiant, disponible à la porte uniquement avec présentation d’une carte étudiant valide : 20$ **

Sur la scène du Blue Light Burlesque : Coco Vanille, Miss Rouge à Lèvres, Trixie Cups, Red Rocket, French Kiss, la troupe de Oui Oui, nos Babettes, Pierre du Rein, Zafirah, Damiana Dolce, Andrea, Oui Oui Encore et les toutes nouvelles Miss Melicious et Lilli Lolipop!

Hommage vivant d’une époque révolue, le Blue Light Burlesque exhibe ses dessous sur scène depuis 2004, ayant présenté plus 47 spectacles, dont 29 au Café Campus.

http://bluelightburlesque.com/